Conversations

M wafted his plate of fish past the cat on the way to the dining room.
M: Guess who’s probably about to come and join us in here now.
Me: Erm, Jason Donovan?
M: Eh? EH?
Me: Is that who’s going to join us?
M: What are you talking about?
Me: You asked me to guess who was going to come and join us. I guessed Jason Donovan.
M: No, I meant the cat!
Me: I KNOW! I WAS JOKING!!!

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